There will be words. There may be poetry. There will be photographs. There might be INSPIRATION! but not the poncey kind.

Come for the poetry and stay for the toilets.

 

I was with you in Iceland Paul Caruana

Where we bought 100’s of sausage rolls for just £1

Where we salivated over unnaturally coloured prawn ring

Where we cold burnt our hands reaching deep into enticing freezers

Where we gorged on insanity gateaux and came away with change

Where I lost my footing on a frozen pea in strip lit aisle and skidded into lowly shelf stacker

Where Walt Whitman threw mini kievs at the golden dawn and declared the checkout heavenly

Where large orange signs swung crazily from the ceiling

Where men in vests trained their attack dogs on us for smiling ecstatic

Cheaper/more/colder/now


Holy meat
Holy cheap
Holy eat
Holy cow
Holy chips
Holy peas

Holy holy holy

Everything I do is art.

Everything I do is art: I wintered in hell with Rimbaud and lunched in the nuddie with Burroughs… I rode horses with Patti, posed as a Lucien fatty and wrote songs of sad caffs with McCullers.

Me. Concentrating on noise making 1990.

Me. Concentrating on noise making 1990.

When bands put their addresses on records.

When bands put their addresses on records.

inthelandof-finn asked
Do you watch adventure time?

I do now, thanks! You’re quadratic.